Tuesday, May 27

top 10 reasons


that prove i'm a bad parent:

10. i don't always dilute their juice
9. i use bubble bath so i only have to rinse them after a good soak
8. i serve pop tarts for breakfast
7. i bribe my children
6. i will consume alcohol on a weeknight
5. i use the tv as a babysitter
4. i leave them at daycare so i can go home and watch tv uninterrupted
3. i yell
2. i spank
1. i work and i like it

5 people said stuff:

JMartinez said...

How about you don't use capitalization?

Anonymous said...

why is tony parker and minnie mouse your profile photo?

Ang said...

Go Spurs Go!

Anonymous said...

OMG! And we thought your generation was going to be the bad one...what to do, what to do!?

Anonymous said...

...but also, they're SO cute!